Diving for Hearts

i think my heart may have actually leapt with joy. a triple axel of happiness. @CainesArcade @Nirvan

Go, Gaga.

this happened.

Bette Davis

I’m sorry. On behalf of the city of Detroit I just…

Nawl. Ok, I’m revoking my citizenship.

friedfishandfeelings:

Didn’t I tell y’all to cut that out? Didn’t I?

This is the epitome of a hood rat thing. Good job.

hoodratstuffwithmyfriends:

…on such a winters day.

My Tuesday was going great, until I realized I left my umbrella at home. I got stuck in a torrential downpour and wandered the streets of SF for 20 mins to meet a friend for drinks after work. 20 mins that I did not realize I was walking in the wrong direction. So I walked 20 more minutes in the right direction, and when I get there I’m soaked. I basically took a shower on the way. I’m so wet that I can’t even walk across the restaurant floor; I’m gliding as though I’m on roller skates or something. Meanwhile I’m creating little puddles every where I walk. So I call my friend to find out where she is because I don’t see her. She then informs me that she’s at the *other* restaurant (because apparently there are just enough locations of this franchise for me to pick the wrong one, but not enough locations for me to recognize it as a chain that would have multiple locations), which was actually in the area I thought I had spent 20 mins going the wrong direction in. I realized I had then spent about 45 mins in pouring rain, my new haircut was destroyed, and I was not even going to be able to see my friend, because I had used up too much of our allotted hang out time in San Francisco’s pop-up water park, and she had to go to class. So when I find this out I just start laughing uncontrollably, like so hard that I have to sit down, because it’s just SO FUNNY. I was laughing for a good 5 or 6 mins; I’m surprised they didn’t kick me out of the place. So then I leave the restaurant and walk to the train home, and all the while I’m thinking that this is probably one of those things that’s delayed karmic payback for something or other that I did in the past and thought I got away with. Or maybe it was just a lesson in letting my smile be my umbrella. Which was actually pretty effective. 

And then I came home and took a hot shower and had jellybeans and watched Adult Swim so all was right with the world. 

End storytime. 

Read so much librarians wanna fine me…

This is everything about my life.